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What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 10:53

What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

Any straight men had a gay experience in the past? What was it and how did you feel?

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

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I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

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Me : Because it's month of August.

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

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Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

Me : Thank you.

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

If tariffs don't work, why do so many nations still use them?

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

He : Tea ?

My stepdaughter’s mom tells her I’m not a real dance teacher, but my stepdaughter has seen me in action. Why does she still question my abilities?

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

Me : No

A protestant (one that adheres to sola scriptura) disagrees with a catholic. How do they propose resolving the dispute?

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

He : I'm 24.

He : So, are you seeing someone?

How do I get people to see my writing? I'm having a really hard time getting my writing out there. I post on Tumblr, but not many see it.

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

What are the types of values?

Me : I don't drink coffee also

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

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I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Me : I don't drink

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

What is your favorite underrated movie and why? What makes it underrated? How did you find it?

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

Me : Sure.

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

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By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

He : Then let's have some coffee

Why is North Korea a jail?

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

How do you explain BYD selling more battery electric vehicles than Tesla in Europe for the first time in April?

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?